Scoitish Confederacy

The Scoitish Confederacy, or simply scoitlan is a major power in oikia.

Located in northern qatesh, the nation of Scoitlan has experienced its fair share of wars. The 5th Cralasian war, the ple hussian wars, the Scoitish conquest of Solan, OFN colonization of adelfi, and the nuclear annihilation of the IC. Scoitlan has emerged victorious in all of these wars, taking little losses due to its extremely high powered technology such as, suicide goats, armored goat riders, coochiemobile, and multiple nukes 10x the power of the Tsar Bomba.

The economy of Scoitlan is heavily dependent on beer, electronics, porn games and comics, phone scammers, and nuclear extortion. The education index of scoitlan is 81.1 out of 100, HDI is 99 out of 100, and in a recent poll the scoitish population is extremely happy with the governments actions, though their is rising unrest due to the recent influx of snakes creating uncertanity due to how short the dwarves are making sex odd.